A word of inestimable value from Lord Andrew of the Muse
Noble Titles SPECIALTY EMPORIUM

Sir Peter, known to yourself as "PT", requested of me that I pen a few lines on a rather interesting service, which we have been providing over the past years, namely, that great British tradition: Titles.

This service last year was featured on prime time TV in the United Kingdom. They were very enamored by the whole idea. The reality is that to have a Title, you don't have to be to the manor born.

Sometimes it pays to be upfront with people, especially if you introduce yourself as Lord Johan Doe. The same can be said if your Title is on your passport, credit cards, and other vehicles of personal identification.

With your Title out there, for everyone to see, you will be joining a rather exclusive circle of individuals who stand out from the crowd. People who have confidence and bearing. People with recognized distinction and honor. Those, in a phrase, who have a Title in front of their names.

Simple, But Very Effective Life Titles
This is your opportunity to join the elite, and be the envy of your friends and colleagues. Elite Titles provides Effective Life Titles (English and Continental) to clients from all around the world. You do not have to be British. Now, you to can acquire a Title and receive V.I.P treatment wherever you go, and wherever you're from.

Recently entitled clients include: Sirs in, Hong Kong; Lords in Singapore; Ladies in Australia; Lords, Sirs and Counts and Countess' in the USA; Barons and Viscounts in Japan; Lords in Canada; Sirs, Lords, Ladies, Barons, Baroness', Viscounts and Counts in the United Kingdom (and many more worldwide).

By Request, We Can facilitate Most Titles
These Non-Inheritable Titles (they die with you) effectively change your Title for the rest of your life. The Title service provides you with a unique and desirable legal title to add to your name. You can change your driving license, passport, credit cards, bank accounts, membership cards, etc., to show your new Title.

Effective Titles are possible due to the use of a legally recognized Deed (written in English) dating back to the year 1835. This, for instance, would allow Mr. John Doe to become known as Sir John Doe, or Lord John Doe, etc. ... sounds good, doesn't it?

Under International and English Law, you have the right to call yourself, and be known as, anything you like, provided there is no fraudulent intention in the process of any such changes to a person's identity.

If you like the sound of that, how about being "Lord (and Lady) of Oxford", or, for that matter, any place you fancy. This is the second service we offer, and it was featured on a popular TV program.

The TV's legal team found all was above board and legal, to the extent that the TV show acquired a Title (Lord) for one of their presenters, and sent him off around London, via Harrods, Coutts Bank,' and some top restaurants, with a TV crew in hot pursuit - great fun!

This four or five minute televised endorsement of our Titles service, resulted in the materialization of a number of sales after the show.

How Titles Are Provided
Lady Sarah Helen Leader of Dartmouth has for current acquisition the Titles of Lord and/or Lady, which are Seated Titles. That is, they include therewith a named area of land. The purchasers of which, will legally be entitled to 'call themselves Lord and Lady of ... the named land parcel purchased.

For example, if Mr. and Mrs. Brown were to purchase land from Lady Sarah, entitled, Westminster, then they would be legally entitled to call themselves, and be known as, Lord and Lady Brown of Westminster, and enjoy all the social and commercial benefits this would undoubtedly bring.

The purchase price of these prestigious Lord and/or Lady Titles is all inclusive, with no other fees or moneys to pay whatsoever, and covers:

1. The cost of the land itself;
2. All Land Registry Fees and Titles Registration Fees;
3. All the legal costs in transfer of ownership of the land,
4. Preparation of all Title documentation;
5. And delivery of documents worldwide.
6. For overseas clients, the use of our United Kingdom address as HM Registry will not show an overseas address on a UK Land Certificate.

Acquiring Your Seated Title
You will legally acquire the Titles and a named area of land belonging to Lady Sarah's Estate in Dartmouth, by way of land purchase. (Don't get too excited, it's tiny - blink, and you'd miss it.)' We would make it clear that it is the Titles themselves that are of significance here, with the land itself being of no great importance, being none other than a token area of Lady Sarah's Estate. However, all legal requirements for the preparation of Deeds and the Transfer of ownership of the land must be adhered to, and so, in addition to the Title Documentation and Certification you, the new Titled Land Owner(s), will receive a UK' Government Land Certificate, issued by HM Land Registry, guaranteeing ownership of the land, and showing thereon the new landowner's Life Titles of Lord and/or Lady.

Lord & Lady Of Yourtown
You might therefore become Lord and Lady of your own particular place name. Your own hometown, for example, or your place of birth.

Everyone Asks The Same Questions

What privileges may I receive?
With a Title in front of your name, you will experience a difference in people's attitudes. The moment they know you are a "Lord, Lady, 'Sir, etc.", you'll be treated like some sort of Royalty or famous film star. In the business world, people take you more seriously. Career wise you'll find it a real door opener. When you make reservations in restaurants, you'll find yourself sitting at the best tables, and receive attentive service. Both small and large organizations appreciate the effectiveness of having a "Lord on the Board". Check into a hotel and experience the ultimate preferential treatment; often with complementary fruit or wine in the best room. Just imagine it, you can legally be addressed by your new title, such as: Lord John Conner ... Lady Susan Wright ... Count Richard Blackthorne. Airlines will' often upgrade you. Bank managers just can't help you enough. You can use your Title when and where you choose; it says more about you than a Gold or Platinum credit card. For personal confidence and self-esteem, a Title will change your life for the better.

Is it legal?
Yes, these Titles are totally legal, and they last all your life. You don't have to be a UK citizen. We supply titles to clients all around the world.

What are the limitations?
Unlike an inheritable Title, these Life Titles cannot be passed on to your spouse or children, therefore if you wanted your wife or children to have a Title like yourself, you would need their consent; unless, in the case of children, they are under 16 years of age, and have you as their parental guardian. Important to note is that the parcel of land with the "Seated" Titles is inheritable, and forms part of your estate. Your children may bear the Titles after you have died, and now, only if their names are added to the application at the outset they will be joint landowners and receive their Titles at the same time you do (maximum of' four persons).

These Titles are not to be used to commit fraud or to mislead. With intent to commit any offense, or to obtain money by deception. They are for show purposes only; in the same way that you can legally have personalized number plates on your car for show purposes.

How long does the process take?
For Elite Effective titles, you can anticipate 10 to 14 days to process, prepare the legal documents and dispatch to you. You also receive a Certificate of title, which is ideal for framing.

What if I want to buy a Title as a gift?
Just indicate that it is a gift, along with the Title you require,' and the name and address of the recipient, and, the documents will be sent to you. (We do a. lot. of these.)

Can I show my new Title in legal documents?
Yes, you can amend your driving license, passport, credit cards, bank accounts, etc. to show your new Title. We show you the simplest way to do this, when you receive your Title documents.

Can I purchase the Titles of Count and Countess of any town?
Yes, with the land, you can have any Titles you like, however, 99% of clients require the "classic" Lord and Lady of... Titles.

I am single, can I just purchase Lord of my town?
Yes, whether male or female, you can purchase a single Seated Title (the price is the same). Like wise, if you are partnered, and do not share the surname, that is all right too. Just make your surnames clear when applying.

Upgrade Your lifestyle Today, It Will Make You Smile

Here are unsolicited, unedited comments from some of the satisfied customers we have on file:

"Two packages of documents received yesterday (16 May 2000). Thank you very much. As you indicated previously, they are impressive. I will have no hesitation in passing your company details to anyone in this country who is interested." Dr. S. -Australia

"Thank you for your speedy response. I have now placed an order online, which you might have already seen." G.H. - United Kingdom

"Thanks, a pleasure doing business with you." A.C. - Italy

"Thanks for your help in this matter, I'll recommend you to all my would be Titled friends.
Regards." L C. - United States.

"I have recently purchased the title of Viscount from MBC and I am very delighted with it". G.T. USA
"Just a quick not to let you know that the presentation of the title I bought from you was a great success." HK- Hong Kong.

"I am pleased with the doors this title has opened for me (21 August 2000)". Lord J.B. - UK

"I was introduced as Baron, and my father's friend treats me like a VIP -just in the way you mentioned in your advertisement". Baron 0-Japan

Prices:

Seated Titles
Standard 6 - 8 weeks delivery US$1,599* (Add $30 for courier delivery.)
Premium 2 - 3 weeks delivery US$1,759

Effective Life Titles
Single Title 3 weeks delivery US$325* (For premium 10 day delivery add US$80.)
Pair of Titles 3 weeks delivery US$499* (For premium 10 day delivery add US$80.)

How To order Your Title
Space precludes us from including application forms and ordering requirements. When you place your paid order, please contact me at: for these details. Looking forward to servicing you A DUN Lord Andrew of The Muse!